Tony Jank
November 16, 2006 by nopstar
Wowee wow wow wow. Introducing the poor man’s Tony Jaa. I’m not saying that Tom Yum Goong “The Protector” was any good, but this shit is bad. Bad as in Kickboxer 11 bad… The only way this movie could look any worse is if they went with this as the movie poster!
So this his name is Michael B. What does the “B” stand for you ask? Boonkerd! (Most of you won’t get this… Bunkerd is my teachers name) I love the sound effects though, they remind me of the old school Kung Fu movies. I know imitation is the greatest form of flattery but this is just dumb.
I don’t know what the plot is but here’s my guess. “Bad guys” steal / kill, something/someone from his villiage. He travels to the big city lots of fighting ensues… he retrieves/avenges his loss, goes back to village a hero. Anyone want to wager on this?
Man, those sound effects are terrible. You know, I never understand that people spend good time, money and energy on copying something and making it completely effin janky. This guy does a lot of the same stunts and boran moves that Jaa does, only not as good or as difficult. Its like when you see a blatant rip off of a good design, but it is pure shit. Who wants to see this?