The Worst Muay Thai T-Shirts

I consider myself a fairly big Muay Thai fan. I try to get to all the Muay Thai events and fights whenever I can. As a fan, I’m always on the lookout for New Muay Thai shirts. It’s been really hard for me to find anything I would even want to wear. There are tees that are associated with a specific gym that you wear out of loyalty. Then there are tees that you wear because they’re just plain badass. It’s been tough going… Most of the tees I’ve come across have a very MMA/WWF quality to them. What’s up with that? Here are some of the worst shirts I came across.

Clearly I’m missing something here? The Mule has just shat on your shirt.

These “Thailand” Shirts have been around since I was 10. This is the ubiquitous Muay Thai shirt that every t-shirt vendor on Sukhumvit Ave. has been hawking for a decade. I’m curious if these shirts are that popular, or if they just printed 500,000 of them and they’ve been getting rid of them ever since. If you own one of these shirts chances are your parents, or grandparents bought it for you during their vacation to Thailand.

Oh yeah bitch, I got muscles. Dude I’m so muscular I don’t even have fingers, I’ve got muscle mitts. So this is what I’m talking about. Did the cartoonists from He-Man go into the Muay Thai shirt biz? I would have thought this shirt was dope when I was 10. Maybe I’m being too harsh, maybe this shirt is meant for 10 year olds.

Do you Wai Khru? get it? Wow, this is lame on a couple levels. I’m guessing the person who made this works at Yahoo. I can’t imagine that you would be so into Yahoo to base your entire design around Yahoo’s tag line.

Um, I’m actually going to go back and check to make sure that they don’t have adult sizes for this shirt. I might be prematurely harsh… let me look. No they make them in XXL. Ok if your a little kid, awesome. If your ordering an XXL your either a fat kid, or an adult. If your a fat kid, then I’m sorry about your weight problem. If you are an adult and you own this, I don’t know what to say to you. I don’t think you can be trusted… clearly you are a poor decision maker.

Do you train Muai Thay too? How long have you been training Muai Thay? I’ve trained a couple of times at Muai Thay Camps in Thayland. Man, I’m guessing they printed a few hundred of these bad boys… Actually I may buy a bunch of these and give them as Christmas presents.

Ok, technically this one doesn’t count. It’s a kickboxing shirt, but come on! This tough bastard is slicing his opponents jugular with his kick. That’s fucking hard mate. If you look carefully you can see bits of his exploded jugular flying headlong into the crowd. When I wear this shirt, people know not to fuck with me. Aiiiiyaaa!

Holy Shit, this shirt is the fucking tits. First, I just want you to spend a minute or two taking it in. I’ve tried to replay this fight in my head. I’m thinking the really hairy dude on the right lasted 2 rounds. The Muay Thai machine, is taking him apart Tong Po style…(His shorts may actually qualify for my previous post) while in the clinch he whispers in his opponents ear; “I’m gonna use your blood to write you suck on the wall”. To add insult to injury, at the end round he walks to the center of the ring where his opponent has lost a pint of blood. He wipes some onto his gloves and writes “You Suck” onto the wall. Its the second round and he’s bored, he decides to end it quickly buy using his powerful Teep, to kick his opponent out of the ring.

I’m sure some of you have run across some memorable shirts. I’m compiling a collection so if you’d like to submit yours, please e-mail me at nopstar@mymuaythai.com