It’s about training and dope ass shorts right? Okay maybe I care more about shorts than most, but Muay Thai is all about individualism. Short manufacturers are continually cranking out shorts to catch our eyes. Well these shorts caught my eye… wish they didn’t. I’m sorry if you own these shorts, you;d better be a bad ass. Your going to need to beat everyone’s ass so they’ll stop mocking you.
Toit Like a Tiger
Yes its very asenal
Do I really have to say anything?
Hecho en Bangkok
Bling
USA! USA! USA! Fuck Yeah!
November 1, 2006 at 7:39 pm
The worst shorts I ever saw had a god-forsaken diamond on the crotch. Totally hilarious. I mean, cmon… who kicks ass with a diamond on their crotch. I mean, is that like, if you kick my balls, they are hard as diamonds?
November 2, 2006 at 5:08 am
I almsot fell off the bed reading this post. I don’t know how much crap I have to sift through to find a decent, good-looking pair of muay thai shorts. I have one with a tiger over my crotch, is that cheesy? They were Kompayak Fairtex’s shorts before he gave them to me. Grrrr…
November 2, 2006 at 10:46 pm
Dude don’t mess with my Diamond Shorts. They’re fing hard!
November 3, 2006 at 10:57 pm
I saw an overweight, under-trained american guy fight on Koh Samui. He had american flag fight shorts on (horrible..just horrible). He outweighed his opponent by at least 40 pds. The thai guy absolutely wrecked him. This fat white dude had no business being in the ring. I mean, he had mean tattoos and all but could not even throw a correct kick. I hope the story he can tell his hard friends and all the girls back home was worth the last elbow that he took, that opened up his forheard causing the need for at least 15 stitches. Does anyone else where shorts that are their countries flag?
November 4, 2006 at 6:30 am
RRHHHhhhhh, da tiger shorts, me like!
November 29, 2006 at 7:05 pm
[...] Holy Shit, this shirt is the fucking tits. First, I just want you to spend a minute or two taking it in. I’ve tried to replay this fight in my head. I’m thinking the really hairy dude on the right lasted 2 rounds. The Muay Thai machine, is taking him apart Tong Po style…(His shorts may actually qualify for my previous post) while in the clinch he whispers in his opponents ear; “I’m gonna use your blood to write you suck on the wall”. Too add insult to injury, at the end round he walks to the center of the ring where his opponent has lost a pint of blood. He wipes some onto his gloves and writes “You Suck” onto the wall. Its the second round and he’s bored, he decides to end it quickly buy using his powerful Teep, to kick his opponent out of the ring. [...]
January 16, 2007 at 1:08 pm
[...] I did a post a couple of months ago, about the ugliest Muay Thai shorts out there. I’ve done a follow up post and I’m nearly finished. Before posting it I thought I’d like to open it up to you guys. I’m sure you’ve run across some really bad shorts, I’d love to see them. Does someone in you gym have a pair of horrendous shorts and needs to be outed? Easy, snap a pic and send it to me… Better yet do you own a pair? send me the pics and I’ll be sure to include them. [...]
March 28, 2007 at 7:26 am
“The worst shorts I ever saw had a god-forsaken diamond on the crotch. Totally hilarious. I mean, cmon… who kicks ass with a diamond on their crotch. I mean, is that like, if you kick my balls, they are hard as diamonds?”
It makes sense when you recall that the best fighters are referred to as diamonds in some places, sort of like in the US good fighters are called “Aces”….
March 28, 2007 at 7:18 pm
nopstar // Mar 28, 2007 at 8:19 am
“Hahahah Happnin’ Mojo you bastard!
I was hoping this wouldn’t have to reveal this… btw my balls are as hard as diamonds!
I’ll be sure to post a pic of me wearing those shorts.”
My bad….I have lowly Cubic Zirconium testicles.
March 30, 2007 at 6:50 am
Dii Mak-
Were you referring to these dope ass short? I wore them in your honor last night.
August 13, 2007 at 12:06 am
[...] been a while since I’ve done one of these. I think I’m going to have to start a Muay Thai shorts hall of shame gallery. I’m into [...]
September 4, 2007 at 12:08 am
[...] of the Worst Muay Thai Shorts Take 4, but I thought I would attempt a new angle. Here are parts 1, 2 and 3 for those of you who don’t know what I’m talking [...]