Honestly, I don’t know how I missed these the first time around. I got a lot of flak from people saying Muay Thai isn’t a fashion show. I got it, you don’t care, that’s fine I however will continue to poke fun at your shorts because… I’m kind of a dick like that. So once again here are my nominees for the worst Muay Thai shorts. This time I’m going to change it up a bit. I’m going to let you vote on them. Damn, it’s getting all interactive up this MF.

Pimp’in ain’t easy

Honestly these are so fucking ugly they’re bad ass. Your pimp hand better be strong if your rock’in these. Damn if Sho Nuff fought Muay Thai… he’d wear these. That shit’s got real tiger fur too, these shorts are so expensive and rare because they have to kill an entire tiger just to put the fur on these shorts. Seriously though, I know one of you reading this is probably thinking what the hell is nopstar talking about? I don’t see anything wrong with these. I need your comments, I need to know what’s going on in your head. I’d love to know.

The Pink Python

Great, I can’t wait for Tong Pong to weigh in with all of his homosexually charged enuendos. If you thought the previous shorts were rare, then these are for you. They’re from the endangered pink python. Damn cuz that shit is pink snake skin! I think “Stephen” said that he thought these were dope. I’ll make you a deal if I order them for you, you have to rock these in your next fight or smoker. I also want proof in the form of video. On second thought it might get Tong Po to riled up. Let me think on that.

One Tough Bastard
So you think you’re tough right. You’ve been training Muay Thai for years and you’re a well oiled killing machine. Well the package isn’t complete until you own these shorts. Look at how tough these shorts are! It’s not tough enough to have just a skull on your shorts, that’d be like having a pair of Hello Kitty shorts. Nah what you need is a skull with a friken sword sticking out of its head! Hells yeah, but why stop there? Shit you might as well have flames and blood and shit coming out of it. Fuck it give em glowing read eyes and call it a day, it aint get’in an tougher then that. In fact if you own these shorts you probably wear them in conjunction with your “You Suck” Tee. These shorts are so MMA I’m suprised I haven’t seen anyone rocking these yet. On a side note… why is MMA so agro? Honestly it’s becoming the new WWF, what’s up with all the macho shit? Actually I think I’m going to have to blog about that in the coming weeks.

The Swastika and Dharmic Religions

For those of you who may have studied Hiduism or Buddhism you’ll know that the Swastika is a sacred symbol for prosperity and well being. It was used long before the Nazis deciede to adopt it as their symbol. For those of you who know a little Thai, Sawasdee the Thai greeting is derived from the same Sanskrit root “Savasdi” meaning well being.

However… One of the things that I’ve noticed in the whole young Thai vocational school crowd is that some will wear vintage army jackets with the SS symbol on them. I’ve seen some wear the Nazi SS storm trooper helmet for a motorycle helmets and yes I’ve seen some swastikas on shirts. This has nothing to do with religion! This disturbs the shit out of me. What is even more disturbing is that for the most part they don’t know what thoee symbols represent to the world. If you ask them about it it, they just think it’s some cool alternative shit. So if your shopping in Chatuchak and you go towards the stalls that sell denim and army shit don’t be suprised if you find some iron on Nazi shit..

Anyway here are an example of what I’m talking about. Know one could argue that this swastika is the Dharmic one commonly used in Buddhism and Hinduism… but the whole skull and flames thing? I don’t think so.

So what do you think? I’ll being doing more of these, but I need your help. If you guys run across any more winners send them my way.

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