I did a post way back in November about the best looking Best and Worst looking Muay Thai belts.
For the longest time I was fairly confident that it was either the my trainers Mitsubishi 8 man tournament belt or the IKF belt. Last night I was trolling around and came across this gem.
I have to say this is hands down the ugliest belt that I’ve ever seen. It has a light in the belt! I thought the whole ground effects thing went out in the 90’s… apparently not in Korea. I wonder if they still drinking Crystal Pepsi there?
I don’t even know where to start… I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that it’s clear or it has a gold pendant attached to it. It was like the president of KOMA had this belt made by a place that makes custom speakers for cars.
I honestly think this is it… in our lifetimes we may never come across a belt as ugly as this! I’m sure of it; I’m so sure that I’m going to issue a challenge. If you can find something that’s worse then this, email it to me. (nopstar@mymuaythai.com) I’ll post it and we’ll have everyone vote on it. If your submission wins, I’ll send you a dope ass 8×10 Muay Thai print by Michael Soo
11 responses so far ↓
1 jack n coke // Jul 13, 2007 at 1:18 am
hahaha, disgusting, looks like something for the 2fast 2furious movies.
2 Mike K. // Jul 13, 2007 at 7:13 am
As far as ugly belts are concerned, this is truly the “end of history.” No uglier belt will ever be found. You can rest easy Mai, the search is over.
Bleh.
3 Bunzy // Jul 13, 2007 at 7:53 am
I will search. But does it have to be a Muay Thai Belt? What about a boxing belt, would that count?
4 ed // Jul 13, 2007 at 8:26 am
that KOMA belt is totally awesome!
5 nopstar // Jul 13, 2007 at 8:40 am
ok-
I think it’s pretty unfair for me to limit it to Muay Thai belts, as we all know the KOMA , reigns supreme! All hail KOMA belt! I think I caught a glimpse of this in transformers. I’m pretty sure there is a scene where optimus prime was rocking this.
So here is the deal… we’ll restrict it to Fighting belts (boxing, mma, wrestling etc.)
So I’m sorry Spydaman… Although I admire your style, your beer pong championship belt does not count.
6 Tong Po // Jul 13, 2007 at 9:16 am
I agree with the KOMA belt. I can only see 10-15 year olds liking that belt or seeing that belt on some awesome bukkakke machine.
7 Spydaman // Jul 13, 2007 at 10:07 am
Darn it, Nop! I want my 8×10.
Sike! It’s cool….lol. The search is on. but I doubt anyone will find something more horrendous than this KOMA belt.
8 Byron // Jul 13, 2007 at 12:04 pm
That KOMA belt is so awesomely bad that it almost comes back around to being awesome!
9 Dii Mak // Jul 13, 2007 at 12:14 pm
The only thing that could make that belt worse is if it said like “Blood Ninja” instead of Koma and had like snakes, skulls or pitbulls coming out of the sides.
This is truly awful. There is no comparison. The recent Striekforce MMA belts are pretty bad, but more just kinda lame, like some bad boxing belts. This one takes the cake. The translucency, the electronics, the cheesy font, the gold… everything about this belt is so a bad that combined it has reached new heights.
10 Spydaman // Jul 13, 2007 at 1:17 pm
hahahaha…Damn Dii Mak! If you’re gonna go and describe it like that, then I guess there’s no reason to even attempt to look for a belt that could even dare to reach the level of uglyness this atrocious, butt-ugly phenomenon is showcasing.
ps: That transparency is what’s really killing….and that blue light…good job Nop
11 Cle // Jul 22, 2007 at 7:57 pm
omg where did they get that belt?…toys ‘r us?!
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