NakSu Khao!

WTF?  Props to Matt for sending this one along, but seriously it’s a bit late for an April fools.  (image from Vandammedojo.com) Read more

Le Douche Bag

Ok, my apologies for going off topic but I just can’t help myself. I think this clip has been out for awhile. In it Van Damme is showing off his signature moves. Van Damme watchers will recall these moves were made world famous in “Kickboxer”. Well Van Damme gets a little worked up… eeeew.

Gotta love what he’s wearing though. I know this isn’t a fashion blog, but come on… I think he’s on a one man campaign to bring toit acid wash pants back. I don’t know who is more of a chafe, VD or Steven Seagal?

I’m trying to figure out how I can edit him out of the vid, so that I can just watch the talent.

Van Damme Fighting?

Also in VD news, I came across this clip the other day where he’s speaking with reporters. In it he says he’s trying to negotiate a fight at the Tokyo Dome. I can only imagine he’s talking to someone at K-1. I hope it’s true, I would love to see Jerome open up a can of whoop ass on him. Shit, actually I’d like to see the boys of K-1 Max tee of on him.

I’d personally be willing to pay at least $75 to see it. The countless HL clips and pics alone is worth that. Any of you guys here about it? How much would you pay to see this fight happen?

Does VanDamme Hate Thai People?

You must think I’m back smokin rocks… you might be right. However I was thinking about the portrayal of Muay Thai in the Movies. Growing up I would only get glimpses of Muay Thai in other martial arts movies. I wasn’t actually able to recall too many. There was Van Damme’s “Kickboxer” then he had the Muay Thai fighter in “Bloodsport”. Hold up, these bitches aren’t even Asian?

Why don’t you just give him an eye patch and call it a day ?

Soy un muy Tailandés

Tong Po is clearly a white guy in really bad make up. Shit it’s almost as bad as Mickey Rooney’s portrayal of the Japanese landlord in Breakfast at Tiffany’s. The guy in “Bloodsport”…hispanic? What’s up Jean Claude? Can’t you find one Thai or Asian to play a character in your movies? Ok, I get Tong Po is supposed to be a giant badass. I’ve seen some big Thai dudes. Look at the Royal Body Guards, those guys aren’t small. Ok so you don’t have time for that, did you bother to look to check your local Chinatown? The Chinese can be some big motherfuckers…I know I see them around all the time. Look Jean Claude, if you really need someone to be in your jank ass movies you can always give me a ring.

Attention: Jean Claude is Bringing Sexy Back

This isn’t really relevant to this post, but I just wanted to let you know that Jean Claude is bringing sexy back. Enjoy!