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Stop blaming the FBI

August 31, 2007 by nopstar 

I’m going way off topic here but oh well. Have you seen the latest news about Steven Seagal? Apparently he’s been in the press blaming the FBI for ruining his career. He claims that the FBI has accused him for having ties to organized crime and intimidating journalist who tried digging into his past.

Wow. You’re really going to demand an apology from the FBI? If they give you an apology then I’m going to have to demand and apology for your crappy music and your energy drink.

Exhibit A

I have no idea why this vid is shot in Thailand, production costs i’m sure. I was half expecting assassins to leap out during the wedding procession, or someone to save the poor girl from being molested.

Instead of blaming the FBI for your career woes have you should take a look at your management. I swear it wasn’t that long ago, you were doing the whole reincarnation of a lama thing, now you’re a blues singer who’s slinging energy drinks?

Exhibit B

Comments

23 Responses to “Stop blaming the FBI”

  1. Kote Law Loi on August 31st, 2007 12:10 am

    Embarrassing farangs everywhere since he was born.

  2. cowpaste on August 31st, 2007 12:17 am

    I kinda like the song. :P

  3. Kote Law Loi on August 31st, 2007 12:20 am

    If there were a petition to sign in order to make him apologize I would sign that shit out of it!!!

  4. Khannie on August 31st, 2007 2:09 am

    Put me down for that petition too. Total muppet.

  5. Dii Mak on August 31st, 2007 6:38 am

    Yeah, probably get more signatures than bringing Contender Asia to US airwaves… Kidding..

    I also hope someone was on set to save the poor girl in the video. Segal is more disturbing than Tong Po.

  6. Bunzy on August 31st, 2007 7:10 am

    yeah, but you gotta give it to Seagal, He’s chosed a hott chick on his video.

  7. nopstar on August 31st, 2007 10:51 am

    I don’t know how I missed this… just found this on Digg, nearly snarfed my drink.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kPqI1VivAI

  8. Slayer on August 31st, 2007 10:56 am

    Oh, I’ll man up and be the first to say it: Steven Segal is fucking sexy.

    Come on, bitches – admit it…

  9. Ernesto on August 31st, 2007 11:39 am

    Nobody is sexier than Hasselhoof .. lol Not even our studmuffin Nostar..
    Man-tastic.. I think he wins the most embarrassing American overseas award….

    http://mvmedstudent.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/hasselhoff3.jpg

  10. Slayer on August 31st, 2007 11:55 am

    Whoa whoa WHOA, Ernesto! There’s no need to go DIGGING for additional “man sexiness”, especially not outside the martial arts realm and when you have an image of Seagal right in front of you. You have me worried….

    Then again, The Hoff is pretty fucking cool: http://c4denver.com/FileRepository/Youth/untitled2.JPG

  11. nopstar on August 31st, 2007 3:09 pm

    you guys are high. Feast your eyes on this

    Like what you see? This site pays homage to the man.

  12. Joe on August 31st, 2007 7:15 pm

    His movies. Are embarrassing.

    He thinks everywhere is like Japanese.

    Typical Falung.

  13. Joe on August 31st, 2007 7:15 pm

    However, the girls in youtube..they’re sexy.

  14. Joe on August 31st, 2007 7:17 pm

    Upon completion of this youtube movie, I think I’m feeling this emotion.

    What is this emotion?

    Ah, it is called jealousity.

    THAT BASTARD!

    I want that pretty chick lolz

  15. Anonymous on September 1st, 2007 12:58 pm

    Forget that man….That song is HOT man!!!!

  16. Kote Law Loi on September 1st, 2007 1:46 pm

    That picture of jean claude is some disturbing shit!

  17. strongboy on September 2nd, 2007 9:15 am

    Oh my god that was disturbing.
    damn that is some weird crap. and I mean CRAP.

  18. Grake on September 4th, 2007 9:19 am

    I was expecting Tony Jaa to jump out and kick Steven Seagal’s ass. Guess that didn’t happen… Darn disappointed.

  19. Dii Mak on September 4th, 2007 10:18 am

    Good point on Tony Jaa kicking Seagull’s ass.. You know, if he really wanted to revive his career he should turn into some disturbed super villian ( he already looks disturbing) or take funny roles like Christopher Walkin does. I wanna see Seagull in the next Scary Movie shitting his pants after being choked out by some high school kid. He clearly still takes himself way too seriously.

  20. Tong Po on September 4th, 2007 4:51 pm

    That guy is bad ass!! “I’m going to take…[you] to the blood bank!” You guys know you wanted to be like him (especially Dii Mak) beatting the shit out of everyone back in the 80′s with his facial expression of taking a stink shit.

  21. paul pp on January 31st, 2008 10:46 am

    Hey i would actually think he was a good singer/musician if he wasn’t famous for doing action movies. Actually its not a bad song, i like it.

  22. Spydaman on February 1st, 2008 7:19 am

    I dunno bout yall..but I think the song is pretty cool!!!

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