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Stop blaming the FBI

August 31st, 2007 · 23 Comments

I’m going way off topic here but oh well. Have you seen the latest news about Steven Seagal? Apparently he’s been in the press blaming the FBI for ruining his career. He claims that the FBI has accused him for having ties to organized crime and intimidating journalist who tried digging into his past.

Wow. You’re really going to demand an apology from the FBI? If they give you an apology then I’m going to have to demand and apology for your crappy music and your energy drink.

Exhibit A


I have no idea why this vid is shot in Thailand, production costs i’m sure. I was half expecting assassins to leap out during the wedding procession, or someone to save the poor girl from being molested.

Instead of blaming the FBI for your career woes have you should take a look at your management. I swear it wasn’t that long ago, you were doing the whole reincarnation of a lama thing, now you’re a blues singer who’s slinging energy drinks?

Exhibit B

Tags: Muay Thai

23 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Kote Law Loi // Aug 31, 2007 at 12:10 am

    Embarrassing farangs everywhere since he was born.

  • 2 cowpaste // Aug 31, 2007 at 12:17 am

    I kinda like the song. :P

  • 3 Kote Law Loi // Aug 31, 2007 at 12:20 am

    If there were a petition to sign in order to make him apologize I would sign that shit out of it!!!

  • 4 Khannie // Aug 31, 2007 at 2:09 am

    Put me down for that petition too. Total muppet.

  • 5 Dii Mak // Aug 31, 2007 at 6:38 am

    Yeah, probably get more signatures than bringing Contender Asia to US airwaves… Kidding..

    I also hope someone was on set to save the poor girl in the video. Segal is more disturbing than Tong Po.

  • 6 Bunzy // Aug 31, 2007 at 7:10 am

    yeah, but you gotta give it to Seagal, He’s chosed a hott chick on his video.

  • 7 nopstar // Aug 31, 2007 at 10:51 am

    I don’t know how I missed this… just found this on Digg, nearly snarfed my drink.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kPqI1VivAI

  • 8 Slayer // Aug 31, 2007 at 10:56 am

    Oh, I’ll man up and be the first to say it: Steven Segal is fucking sexy.

    Come on, bitches - admit it…

  • 9 Ernesto // Aug 31, 2007 at 11:39 am

    Nobody is sexier than Hasselhoof .. lol Not even our studmuffin Nostar..
    Man-tastic.. I think he wins the most embarrassing American overseas award….

    http://mvmedstudent.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/hasselhoff3.jpg

  • 10 Slayer // Aug 31, 2007 at 11:55 am

    Whoa whoa WHOA, Ernesto! There’s no need to go DIGGING for additional “man sexiness”, especially not outside the martial arts realm and when you have an image of Seagal right in front of you. You have me worried….

    Then again, The Hoff is pretty fucking cool: http://c4denver.com/FileRepository/Youth/untitled2.JPG

  • 11 nopstar // Aug 31, 2007 at 3:09 pm

    you guys are high. Feast your eyes on this

    Like what you see? This site pays homage to the man.

  • 12 Joe // Aug 31, 2007 at 7:15 pm

    His movies. Are embarrassing.

    He thinks everywhere is like Japanese.

    Typical Falung.

  • 13 Joe // Aug 31, 2007 at 7:15 pm

    However, the girls in youtube..they’re sexy.

  • 14 Joe // Aug 31, 2007 at 7:17 pm

    Upon completion of this youtube movie, I think I’m feeling this emotion.

    What is this emotion?

    Ah, it is called jealousity.

    THAT BASTARD!

    I want that pretty chick lolz

  • 15 Anonymous // Sep 1, 2007 at 12:58 pm

    Forget that man….That song is HOT man!!!!

  • 16 Kote Law Loi // Sep 1, 2007 at 1:46 pm

    That picture of jean claude is some disturbing shit!

  • 17 strongboy // Sep 2, 2007 at 9:15 am

    Oh my god that was disturbing.
    damn that is some weird crap. and I mean CRAP.

  • 18 Grake // Sep 4, 2007 at 9:19 am

    I was expecting Tony Jaa to jump out and kick Steven Seagal’s ass. Guess that didn’t happen… Darn disappointed.

  • 19 Dii Mak // Sep 4, 2007 at 10:18 am

    Good point on Tony Jaa kicking Seagull’s ass.. You know, if he really wanted to revive his career he should turn into some disturbed super villian ( he already looks disturbing) or take funny roles like Christopher Walkin does. I wanna see Seagull in the next Scary Movie shitting his pants after being choked out by some high school kid. He clearly still takes himself way too seriously.

  • 20 Tong Po // Sep 4, 2007 at 4:51 pm

    That guy is bad ass!! “I’m going to take…[you] to the blood bank!” You guys know you wanted to be like him (especially Dii Mak) beatting the shit out of everyone back in the 80’s with his facial expression of taking a stink shit.

  • 21 paul pp // Jan 31, 2008 at 10:46 am

    Hey i would actually think he was a good singer/musician if he wasn’t famous for doing action movies. Actually its not a bad song, i like it.

  • 22 Spydaman // Feb 1, 2008 at 7:19 am

    I dunno bout yall..but I think the song is pretty cool!!!

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