Steven Seagal Runs like a girl
November 12, 2008 by nopstar
I came across this vid the other day, completely made my day. For those of you who’ve been reading this blog a while, you know I’ve got a long standing obsession with Sensei.
Anyway, I’ve gotten so much enjoyment from it, I didn’t want to deprive you of that same pleasure, enjoy!
Even after all that mess a while back I still believe in Seagal ;) I say Steven Seagal can WHOOP Chuck Norris’s ass any day of the week!!!! :P
Those are shots from the movies:
Above the Law
Hard to Kill
Well, he never was a good athlete I guess.
Nop, check out film Out for Justice, which is in my opinion pretty good.
SaintOfFate,
he doesn’t have a chance against Chuck Norris.
Chuck was 6 or 7 times Karate World Champion (light contact) and then he retired undefeated, while Seagal and all other Aikido practitioners never fought a real fight. And it’s not because Aikido is just too dangerous, Aikido is simply a ballet version of martial arts.
I’m going to try to flap my arms like Seagal to increase my speed.
Also I have a question do those long flowing locks improve one’s aerodynamics and or help with the ladies?
matt lucas
You obviously just don’t understand aikido. Seagal runs that way because it allows him to harness the momentum of his prey and channel it to augment his own life energy.
You would think with all that running he would’ve dropped a few pounds- not added a couple dozen.
he may run like a girl, but he’ll snap your neck in a heart beat
You would have to just stand there without moving for him to snap your neck these days.. Van Damme is a different story. He would whoop on Chucky and The Running Girl with ease.
You have to love how he runs. I bet running in ninja style would be even better.
it is rumored that steven segal won the real kumite
SE, it is rumored that Bruce Lee was the best fighter in the world and that he would beat Buakaw, Yod and Souwer all at the same time.
Of all the Asian people in the world Bruce Lee remains the one White people feel comfy in embracing to this day.
Way to inject the race card Stack. Relevancy?
Stack . . .
I remember you now. You’re the dude I had a run in with ages ago.
What’s with the racist comments dude?
You’re on a frickin’ Muay Thai site . . . any white dude here is OBVIOUSLY quite ‘comfy’ embracing Asians.
“Way to inject the race card Stack. Relevancy?”
It’s true.
“You’re on a frickin’ Muay Thai site . . . any white dude here is OBVIOUSLY quite ‘comfy’ embracing Asian”
Not really. See how much discussion is devoted to tranny hunting and gatoey whoring.
“Van Damme is a different story. He would whoop on Chucky and The Running Girl with ease”
i say we make a petition to the producers of celebrity death match and have them battle it out
and to Gusnark u cant count Bruce Lee ne more cus he has passed and PLUS Saenchai Sor. Kingstar and whoop all their ass’s
I say that the Indian guru Sai-Baba (who can fly, is dependent only of sun’s energy, and make gold out of nothing) can beat the shit out of all mentioned fighters of course all at the same time and makes celebrity death match canceled … how about that, lol
Stack, your belief in the truthfulness of your statement notwithstanding, you should probably keep your inferiority complex and resulting projections to yourself.
Oh man, that gracefulness that is Steven Seagal. But you should check out his most dramatic one-liner ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jji78uEW14
C_Los_Run, good one. :)
lmfaaaooooooooooooooo……
mlucas: his hair is probably the cause of his girly running style ;)
bruce vs nak muay: in ring nag muay wins (it would be interesting). outside the ring however, no contest…
Stack Whack
Nop I always laughed at Seagal when he ran, I had Hard to Kill on VHS in the 90´s
Bruce Lee and Brandon Lee in a tag team Match against Chuck Norris and Steaven Seagal, Jokers on the Bench Jet Li and Sho Koshugi.
aaaaaaahahahahaaaa!! That floppy arm-flailing must have taken years to master!
c_los_run-
Correction, your clip has made my day