Steven Seagal, international douchebag, is well known on on this site for teaching fighters secret techniques, running like a girl, and being a man of law and order (coincedentally this months’ issue of harper has a short essay on Seagal trying to bust down a cockfighting operation… he kills all the cocks in the process) .
Here is yet another notch in the belt for the D-bag.
This trailer is obviously straight to dvd… if it makes it there at all. Like Seagal’s career is relies heavily on orientalism and dirty techniques but nevertheless we can all learn some secret ninja skills from the master.
December 21, 2011 at 12:25 pm
Umm, obviously the trailer is not real, it’s a parody made by some internet smart guy mlucas.
December 21, 2011 at 3:04 pm
If you think this is real ur really dumb. If not,then thanks for sharing (even though I really believe you think it’s a real movie)
December 21, 2011 at 5:20 pm
lmfao….ur such a jackass….lmfao….in a funny way though!!!
December 21, 2011 at 5:19 pm
Kareepama, the trailer is REAL….is from the “Onion movie”….came out a couple years ago. That trailer is actually not a real “Cockpuncher movie”….it’s from a scene from the “Onion Movie”….I believe MLucas posted the video on here for comedy and laughter….loosen up guys. I actually love that trailer…..I wanna be known as the “Cockpuncher” when I grow up. I’m still CTFU at “Seagal trying to bust down a cockfighting operation”
December 21, 2011 at 7:08 pm
I seen a movie with a similar title, but replace “puncher” with “sucker” and Steven Seagal with a tranny.
December 25, 2011 at 8:11 pm
Sounds like a lovely family/Christmas movie
December 21, 2011 at 11:59 pm
smh..
time to hang up the gloves mlucas…
December 22, 2011 at 2:28 pm
Bang-cock enforcer
December 26, 2011 at 9:50 pm
That was Funny!