officer Seagal
September 10, 2009 by nopstar

When it rains it pours… my two favorite MA stars to bag on are in the news this week. First Van Damme now… Seagal. I found this clip on my favorite MMA blog GrappleMonkey. Ed, always has the goods.
If you’ve been around MMT long enough you’ll know that I’ve dedicated a few posts to the “Cock Puncher”.
I hope this show will provide us with more enjoyable clips of him running. He seems to be quite the Renaissance man, spiritual guru, blues musician, energy drink magnate, and now part time cop. Where’s he get the time?
Hopefully Seagal won’t have to come up against Gene Lebell while filming his cop show. Good god what’s next?





FUCK!!! I’m watching that shit!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh A&E, what has happened?
“No scripts, no stunt doubles, no second chances”
LMAO… seriously, I really like some of his movies, but this is getting hilarious.
lol @ the make up, lmao @ the short clip of him running, epic
Hum!!! I don’t know about this! No scripts, yeah right! That shit looks so hollywood…
so siked for this show.
for the record, i am one of like…30 people in this country who bought his energy drink. i found it on a road trip a few states over. absolutely awful. i imagine he stuck his dirty foot in some corn syrup and water and they bottled it for the public.
celebs are lucky these days..our fascination wiht these ex stars in our younger days has brought them back in Blist shows….they are fortunate..u can now be old, fat, bald, fresh out of rehab and still rock the mic on VH1 and A&E
This is going to be insanely funny hope it makes it over to the UK, Seagal is such a prick, priceless!!
It’s funny how after they talk about him showing the cops techniques it shows a shot of two cops snickering. haha
OMG… i’m searching for torrentz now.
There was just enough footage to see that his running form hasn’t improved, but i notice that he’s cut his p-tail off at last. Maybe there is hope…
Thanks nop, that’s made my day.