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Master Wong is the Bomb

June 24, 2009 by nopstar 

Yo i swear to god if I ever have a line of MuayThai gear, I’m gonna pay for Master Wong to do infomercials for me.  Master Wong is Gung Fu instuctor here in the UK… and let’s just say he’s passionate about fairtex training gear.

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31 Responses to “Master Wong is the Bomb”

  1. Stack on June 24th, 2009 8:10 am

    Hahaha Nop you found a gem here. ‘Bang a motherfucker’ comes across any where in the world doesn’t it?

  2. manant on June 24th, 2009 10:14 am

    That was pricelss.How have I never come across this guy before!!!What a genious, my personal favourite “I break your fucking rib, then your mum will come complaining”!!!!

    Master Wong is my new hero I am quite literally flabergatsed.

    Thanks you for this video its made my day please pleae find some more!!!

    I for one am getting on yourtube right now!

  3. mlucas on June 24th, 2009 10:38 am

    Note to self number 32

    When videoing tape self doing bad ass moves (what else is there for someone of my caliber to do) make sure to wear color coordinated outfit. If not color schemed correctly make sure said clothing is fashionable.

    Breathe! Breathe not only in between sentences, but also between words! Breath! Also maybe make some awesome noises while “breathing” —- awesome noises include “i am the ultimate muay thai master,” fart sound “suck a poo foo,” belch “eat this fart face.”

    Show off awesome techinque whenever possible ie at the grocery store. Say a nice young lady is reaching for a jar of mayonaise, backfist that shit into her cart! Addtionally add a message about how technique is about a “warriors’path” and not a result (thist super secret tip gets all the cooters wet as tghe hoover dam!!!!

    Hi five!!! Oh Yeah!!!

    matt lucas

  4. Ian23 on June 24th, 2009 12:26 pm

    “…and I’m going to bury the motherf***er from here…”

    I almost peed myself. This guy is bad ass hahaha.

  5. Fighter X on June 24th, 2009 1:31 pm

    Hahaha that is the man!

    When it comes to training DON’T FUCK WIT ME!!!

  6. scienceof8limbs on June 24th, 2009 2:07 pm

    LMFAO!!!!! Did someone piss him off before taping?! Man I would love to train with that guy! He could get you fired up with words alone!

  7. scienceof8limbs on June 24th, 2009 2:09 pm

    LMFAO @ Matt Lucas!!!

  8. TigerKing on June 24th, 2009 2:44 pm

    HAhahaha i dont want your mom complaining to me when i break your rib.
    What do you even say to that…

  9. sudan on June 24th, 2009 3:04 pm

    This video brought tears to my eyes. Pure comedy, LMFAO!!!

  10. padkeemaw on June 24th, 2009 3:12 pm

    dis guys is the chinese bas rutten

  11. Chok Dee on June 24th, 2009 4:33 pm

    What a nice dude!

  12. tong po on June 24th, 2009 5:45 pm
  13. SE on June 24th, 2009 6:42 pm

    that dude is awesome personified

  14. Dale on June 24th, 2009 7:18 pm

    That Guy is GREAT !!!
    Nop you should have something of him on there like once or 2 times a month Hahahahaaa He’s just awsome !!!
    Bury that mothafucka LOL !!!

  15. djmattyd on June 24th, 2009 7:18 pm

    Him and Bas need to do a video together.

  16. Stack on June 24th, 2009 7:33 pm

    I subscribed. I had no choice.

  17. Stack on June 24th, 2009 7:38 pm

    Break a motherfucker’s leg: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeDNaYU_FL0

  18. SE on June 24th, 2009 8:47 pm

    i see great things for this guys future

  19. joninberlin on June 24th, 2009 9:52 pm

    “I’ll fucking bury him”
    This guy is the best!!!

  20. fight geek on June 24th, 2009 10:06 pm

    Now THAT is quality entertainment!

    Great find :)

  21. nopstar on June 24th, 2009 10:52 pm

    “I’ll break his ribs, and then his mom will come and want to have a go at me!”

    I’m going to figure out how I’m going to work this into a conversation. Classic.

  22. padkeemaw on June 25th, 2009 2:51 am

    I can see him in a Brit gangster movie

  23. natemuaythaimaster on June 25th, 2009 6:01 am

    This guys funnier than ali g

  24. Gusnark aka Sandjora on June 25th, 2009 4:12 pm

    “This is where… you don’t fuck with me” the guy is great, LMAO.

  25. Dan from Madison on June 25th, 2009 5:22 pm

    Best. Video. Ever.

  26. koolkick on June 25th, 2009 5:37 pm

    Thats hilarious. Poor guy paying money and getting beaten in name of training. Kung fu my ass.

  27. teep on June 25th, 2009 8:43 pm

    LOL! now i want to learn some kung fu from that guy!

  28. SE on June 25th, 2009 10:34 pm

    can u hire him for parties?

  29. xamarceaux on June 26th, 2009 3:43 pm

    He sounds like Kim Jong Ill from Team America. Nonetheless, hilarious. “I fucking bury you!”

  30. SE on June 26th, 2009 5:52 pm

    nah he has a british chinese fob accent. its a recipe for success.

  31. MuayThaiMex on June 26th, 2009 8:24 pm

    Holy Shit!! LMFAO!! “i’m going to bury…” hahahaha

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