Evaluating My Career
December 24, 2007 by nopstar
I consider myself a practicing Buddhist, and try to adhere to “Right Speech”… I don’t really like picking on people. I figure everyone has a right to make a buck right? What’s it got to do with me?
That being said every once in a while I come across something that’s so priceless that I’m compelled to share it with you. I just can’t help myself… Fellas meet Ashida Kim… for those of you who are familiar with Bullshido they have an entire section debunking martial art frauds. I guess you could say Ashida Kim would be their poster boy.
If you get some time, try doing s search on youtube. You won’t be disappointed I remember when I was going through my Ninja stage… I wanted to buy his book but my mom wouldn’t let me. I think she figured it out because I couldn’t send cash and needed her to cut me a check.
This video clip is priceless … I don’t even know where to begin. I do agree with him though… I’m pretty sure I was born to be a ninja, now if I could only go to one of his ninja camps? Dang that shit would be straight gangsta.
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I especially like when they do the slo mo of the sword trying to cut a newspaper! I’m sure Tong Po will spend the rest of the week learning how to steal peaches. I’m gonna try his invisibility trick this week at the gym. I’ll let you know how it works out.
But seriously if you spend some a moment on his site, you’ll see he’s still running seminars etc. How does that happen? He’s written dozens of books for fucks sake. I’m actually going to give this guy props. I’m serious, anyone who can perpetrate a scam for this long , be exposed and still manage to run a seminar with paying customers? Pure genius. I need to get on that train. I should put out some book on the secrets of Muay Thai. Kata Dante? You’ve got to be kidding me… I’m sure I can come up with something.
Who’s with me? what should we call our system? You have to admit Black Dragon Fighting Society is pretty damn catchy… You check out the shirts they had? I tried looking for one on eBay with no luck.
Oh yeah, Merry Christmas. I hope you are all having an eventful holiday. Be safe, have fun.
Nopstar
I love that the main practitioners look to be white devils and women. I want to learn how to hide the salami.
Happy Holidays, Muay Thai freaks.
You want to talk about someone who is full of shit!!! That guy is cheese ball and he is about as big and cheesey as they come. Atleast the real ninja guys who ninjutsu don’t at like that.
MUAY THAI FOREVER!
Monkey steals the peach?
More like monkey gags on the banana.
:)
its funny you guys talk shit about grabbing people in the balls but it wont be funny if someone does that to you, I read a book about fighting in prison the other day and the guy mentioned slap and grab, where the person cups your balls hard then grabs and twist them. When your Fighting for your life there is no such thing a dirty move?.
ps….
yeah that guys full of shit
Nate.
Was it really a book you were reading—where prisoner’s were grabbing one another’s balls—or was it more of a “glossy magazine” with more pictures than words?
Hey. I’m not judging you. If you like ‘reading’ about prisoners slapping, cupping and twisting scrotums, that’s your business.
merry xmas
:)
hey I may not know how to spell but what I’m saying fight geek is, even though the moves may look retarded or just are retarded in general sometimes they work and “Monkey steals the peach” was what the author was talking about. Yeah I lied the author isn’t a x-con he interviews one, A Bullet for the “Woods”. Anyway here’s the title of the book if you wanna check it out: (Fight: Or, Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Ass-Kicking but Were Afraid You’d Get Your Ass Kicked for Asking by Eugene Robinson) ps. hey merry x-mas too!
Nate.
I’m just fooling around.
I get what you’re trying to say.
My balls are very sensitive, and there’s no doubt I would fall in a screaming heap if somebody grabbed them and twisted.
:)
Ashida Kim video… LMAO.
I don’t know guys, but you have to be kinda retarded to fall for such a thing.
Nopstar,
try with system aka Prehistoric Muay Thai that existed even before Thailand, etc.
Aha funny stuff, i don’t think all that goofy hand to hand combat is very effective but i would like to learn how to plant a throwing star in someones forehead at 20 yards lol.
nop you opened a buried can of worms here heh…everyone hide before we get the wrath of his #1 follower aikidogirl’s wrath.
*poket sand & vanish
“I remain”
Rockintako
Check this out
Nate, LMAO.
Also check this out
I don’t want to insult ninja fans, but to me this ninja stuff is plane silly.
I’m familiar with where and how ninja originates from… but all this magic stuff and supreme techniques are plane stupid. I really don’t know where this big ninja reputation comes from, cause ninja operations were never successful. Ninjas were self-taught villagers.
Except Ashida Kim, LOL.
There is only one true ninja – NINJA BOB !!!!
I have no problems grabbing nuts if it’s going to keep me from getting pummeled. Throwing sand into someone’s eyes is also an efficient and proven weapon.
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
Check the vid
A local gwai-lo who runs the tea shop is hosting a ninja workshop….maybe I should go?
Fuck I love ninjas. If I can learn a magic trick and practice to Ozzy Osbourne, I’m going. Bonus points if I can spar with a referee that looks like a robot.
… I think im going to be rich
You guys might want to keep your comments to yourselves. If you look at the Master’s page, he has a shitlist on there. I seriously doubt any of you want to find yourselves there. That Ninja Muay Thai fight is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. A robot referee? Pure classic comedy.
Nate.
Very funny clip.
Though I think the ‘kickboxer’ was sooo bad he should’ve considered wearing a mask as well.
i wonder how “ask a ninja” ninja compares to ninja kim.
“Ask a ninja” via “gauntlet bash” followed by whitty quote in raspy Shredder like voice.
has Ashida put nop on his Ancient Iga Secret Shit List yet?