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200 and 1

December 1, 2006 by nopstar 

My apologies for going WAY off topic, but I just can’t help myself. Most of you have probably already seen this. So this is Kiai Master Yanagiryuken. He supposed to be a master of Daitouryu-aikido. He claims to be undefeated in 200 Vale Tudo contests. As you can see in the video he can defeat his opponents without touching them! Dang must be nice to be able to wreck fools just by waving your fingers.

Seriously? what I find more disturbing isn’t that this dude is full of shit, but how he convinced 30 other douche bags to go along with it? Talk about drinking the cool aid… Seriously what would you get out it? So, the story goes that if you want to fight him you’ve got to fork over 500,00 Yen ($4K) but if you win you get 1,000,000. See what happens when the Master has to put it on the line.

Oh Snap! I don’t know if that’s funny or Sad. Part of me is happy because… that’s what you get. Then there’s a part of me that says he’s just a delusional old man.

Comments

8 Responses to “200 and 1”

  1. Ernesto on December 1st, 2006 3:39 pm

    Sad?! Are you getting sensitive on us?? This is f’n hilarious. If you look closely at the first video clip you will actually notice that the “attackers” are really trained monkeys. Sure does look like another bad batch of Cool Aid has been found.

  2. Dii Mak on December 2nd, 2006 6:14 am

    This is the best. He gets smacked in the face and is all like “waa waa what!” .. hahhahahha Shit man, you know how much money he has made from all these McDojo chumps? Did he have to go to the hospital? He took about 5 good shots there. He’ll still probably claim that he could not truely defend himself, because, you know… he would have had to actually kill the guy. Standard.

  3. Mike Kayton on December 3rd, 2006 12:43 pm

    This is brilliant. However, it all smells of a big set-up. I think you guys should also go on YouTube and search for “Systema” This, allegedly, is a secret fighting style of the Russian special forces in which there is also a master choppin’ dudes up without even touching them. But there’s quite a lot of literature on this stuff out there that creates an impression of legitimacy. I think it’s all horseshit.

  4. Nick on January 31st, 2007 2:00 pm

    This kind of kung-fu magic is one of the big reasons I don’t wear a Gi anymore. It’s dishonesty at it’s finest.

  5. SpydaMan on February 3rd, 2007 3:23 pm

    Bwahahaahahah!…now that’s some funny mess…He deserved everything he got….God don’t like ugly….what goes around comes around. He should have never shown up in the first place….I don’t feel bad one lick.

  6. Black Turtle Neck 3, White Turtle Neck 0 on May 1st, 2007 12:07 am

    [...] think the dude in the black has been training with our friend the “Master” he barely touches them and their out for the count. Okay granted most of the dudes that are coming [...]

  7. blazy5 on September 9th, 2007 11:33 pm

    What happened to yanagiryuken now? and to his martial arts school?

  8. Drinking the Cool-Aid on October 22nd, 2007 12:05 am

    [...] I came across this clip, and something smelled like shit. To be fair I did come across some other clips that weren’t as hokey as this one, but I think this guy is the worst offender. Does this guy Ryabko remind you of anyone? [...]

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